Funny Shayari

funny poetryFunny mazahiya shayari with funny shayari SMS an mazahiya shairi is used to say funny Sher in Hindi or send funny shayari SMS. he you can find funny 140 Words Shairy, funny Urdu poetry will make you smile, funny SMS poems and funny Hindi poetry in collection.

Comedy Sher O Shayari can put the smile on your face and brings you back in life. Funny shayari will bring smile to your life. funny sher is best sms msg gor your friends and family members


1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya

1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha: Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai ( Chattakh ) Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha. ( Chattakh ) Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga hi Aakhir Aapka hi Beta hai. ( Chattakh )

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Teacher:” Agr Tum Dost Ko 500 Do,

Teacher:” Agr Tum Dost Ko 500 Do, . . . . Us ko 200 Ke Zarurt Ho To, . . . Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ?? . . . . Stdnt:” Kuchh Bhi Nai.. . . Teacher:” Kya Tum Maths Nai Jante ?? . Student:”Sir Aap Un Kamino ko nhi jante….!!!

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Girl: Ya Jo Samne Larka Betha Hain

Girl: Ya Jo Samne Larka Betha Hain Is Ka Naam Kya Hain Waiter: Yeh Alyas Shahb Hain Girl: Yeh Mjhe 1 Ghantay Sa Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain Waiter: Magar Wo To Apke Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay? Girl: Yahi To Pareshani Hai Moral: Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

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Ik pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!

Ik pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha! Logon na pucha k tum apni bhabi ko Qun mar rhe ho? Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai. Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata. Pathan Bola: O Yara mai jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis sa phone pe baat ker rahe ho , Woh yehe kehta hai TERI BHABI SE !! :P :P

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Us ny kaha kon ho Tum

Us ny kaha kon ho Tum? Mai ny kaha Hasrat Tumari Us ny kaha Taktey ho kya Mai ny kaha Surat Tumhari? Us ne kaha kartey ho kya Mai ny kaha Pooja Tumhari? Us ny kaha Kaafir ho kya Main ny kaha aisa hi samj lo? Us ny kaha chatey ho kya Mai ny kaha Mohabbat Tumhari? Us ny kaha Pachtaoge, Mai ny kaha Kismat Hamari? Us ny Kaha Married hoon mai. Mai nay kaha Sorry BAJIII?

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