Dil Karta Hai Duniya Choor Doon
Dil Karta Hai Duniya Choor Doon Tere Pyar Mein
Par Phir Maine Dil Ko Samjhya Keh
Yar Facebook tu Chorhi Nhi Jati
Dunya Khaak Chorhegy…!!!
Dil Karta Hai Duniya Choor Doon Tere Pyar Mein
Par Phir Maine Dil Ko Samjhya Keh
Yar Facebook tu Chorhi Nhi Jati
Dunya Khaak Chorhegy…!!!
Me: Main Bahut Sad Hoon
She: Hy Dear Don’t Sad Plz
Me: Thanks Dear
She: U r Welcome Bhai
Me: Sad Again….!!!
Kia Aankhein Hain Kia Zulfein Hain
Kya Chahera Tumane Paya Hai
Lagata Hai Aise Jaise Pipal Ke
Pedh Se Bhoot Utar Ke Aya Hai..!!!
Zubaida, Karishma, Kareena, Natima
Chaloo Aj Subko Dikha Doon Cinema
Meri Ummar Kiya Hy Yeh Kyun Poochti Ho
Kahin Ishq Ka Josh Hota Hy Dheema…
Kar Gayi Ghar Mera Khali
Mere So Jane Ke Bad
Mujhko Dhadka Tha Keh Kuch Hoga Tere Aanee Ke Bad
Mainnee Dono Bar Thane Mein Likhi Thi Report
Aik Tere Aane Sy Pehle, Aik Tere Jane Ke Baad…
Jin: Student Sy Kya Hukm hai mere aqa
Student: Mery lye fsc me 95% number ka intezm karo
Jin: Aaqa hukm kro bakwas ty na kro meri apni chemistry Supplic aai C..?
Hamari Anay Wali Nasal Ki
A.B.C
Is Trhan Hogi
A- Apple Phone
B- Bluetooth
C- Chating
D- Download
E- Email
F- Facebook
G- Google
H- Hotmail
I- I-Pod
J- Java
K- Kingston
L- Laptop
M- Message
N- Nokia
O- Outlook
P- Party
Q- Quick Time
R- Ram
S- Skype
T- Touch Screen
U- USB
V- Veena Malik
W- Wifi
X- Xp
Y- Youtube
And
Z- Zardari lofar C Ganjy nalon Changa C…?
Aitbaar Pe Aitbaar Dilate Hai Dost,
Raah Chalte Admi Ko Bevkoof Banate Hein Dost.
Sharbat Bolke Wishky Pilaate Hein Dost,
Par Kuch Bhi Ho Bahoot Yaad Aate Hein Dost.
Galib Bank Lutne Gaye Or Bank Me Sher Farmaya.
“Taqdir Mein Jo Hai Wohi Milega.
Taqdir Mein Jo H Wohi Milega.
Hands Up Karlo Saloon Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega..?
Tujhse Kaise Nazar Milaye Dilbarjani,
Tujhse Kaise Nazar Milaye Dilbarjani
Mari Right Aankh Kani (-_+)
Teri Left Aankh Kani (+_-)
Mausam Ye Haseen Kehta Hai Pyar Karle
Dil Diwana Kehta Hai Ikrar Karle.
Chahat Kehti Hai Izhar Karle.
Par Mummy Kehti Hai Pehle
Graduation Tu Pass Karle..?
Ae Dost Teri Dosti Ke Liye Duniya Chor Denge
Ham Teri Tarf Aye Har Toofan Ko Mor Denge
Lekin Tune Jo Sath Chora,
Kasam Se Teri Haddiya Tor Denge..? 😛
Wo Mujhe Keh K Chali Gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
Wah Wah
Wo Mujhe Keh K Chali Gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
Or Main Dil Pe Hath Rakh K Kehta Raha.
‘ALL Is WELL..!”
‘ALL Is WELL..!
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