Mai Yun Miloon Tujhse K Tera Libaas Ban Jaon
Tujhe Bana K Samandar Or Khud Pyaas Ban Jaon
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Ajj Pehloon Mai Mujhe Toot Ke Bikhar Jane Doo
Kal Ko Shayad Mumkin Nahi Ke Mai Tumko Paon
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To Ban Jaye Lehar Aur Mai Sahil Ban Jaon
Ho Ishq Mary Sahil To Mein Roz Tujhse Takraon
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Mai Yun Miloon Tujhse Ke Tera Libaas Ban Jaon
Tujhe Bana Ke Samandar Aur Khud Pyaas Ban Jaon???
Too Apnay Fun SA Meri Chaahat Ko Aazma K Daikh
Mai Toot-gai Hoon Tu Phir Sa Mujhay Bana K Daikh,
Teray Badan Mein Lahu Ban K Dorrti Hoon Mai
Tujhay Anaa Ki Qasam Hai Mujhay Bhula K Daikh,
Mai Itnay Dard Mei Be Qehqahay Lagati Hoon
Too Ek Dukh Mein Mujhay Sirf Muskara K Daikh,
Tujhay To Mai Nay Hamaysha Mannaya Hai Lakin
Mai Aj Rooth Chali Hoon Mujhay Mana k daikh.
Airhostess: Sir Ap Kya Lein Gay??
Lahore k Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita & salad.
Airhostess: Sir masjid de toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aye ho.
Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.
Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..
Ek Murghi k Kawway s rishta ho gaya,
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Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
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Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
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Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
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Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho 
Wo log bohot khush qismat thay
joo ishq ko kaam samajhtey thay
ya kaam se aashqi kartey thay
hum jeetey jee masroof rahey
kuch ishq kiya kuch kaam kiya
kaam ishq ke aarrey aata raha
aur ishq se kaam ulajhta raha
phir aakhir tung aa kar hum ne
donoN ko adhoora chor diya?
Koi gham Ne magar dill udas hy,
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zyada Matt socho ye sab bakwas hy, 
Ya Dill Bhot Udas Hai
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Koi Frnd B Nahi Pass Hai
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Hr Waqt Boring s Ehsas Hai
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Zra Apni Wali ka Number to Dena
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Suna Hai Bachi Bohat Out Class hai 
Yehi zindagi k usool hai
Joo bichar gaya osy bhool ja,
Joo mila hai dill sai laga k rakh
Joo nhin mila osy bhool ja,
Na woh dhoop tha
Na woh chandni,
Na chiragh tha
Na woh roshni,
Woh khayal tha koe khowab tha
Woh tha aaina osy bhool ja,
Woh jo tery dill k qareeb tha
Woh na jany kis ka naseeb tha,
Tujhy hans k os nai bhula diya
Tu bhi muskura kar osy bhool ja.